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You are so bright,
A fiery spark
In blackest night,
And in the dark,
A precious light
So to me hark:
I love you quite.

Since when I fell
Into this pit
Of makeshift hell,
My lack of wit
Could never spell
The truth of it:
I love you well.

Yet when I rue
My foolish heart,
I wish you too
Denied your part
Of what is due;
Despite its smart:
I love you true.

1995 or so

Nabbed off Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Dibnah

Fred Dibnah was a steeplejack and steam aficionado. And judging from some of the quotes below, a wise man, as well.

• "Did yer like that!?"
• " Mmmm. Aye. Oh aye. Y'know?"
• "A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar."
• "I realise that steam engines aren't everyone's cup of tea. But they're what made England great."
• "The modern world stinks."
• "We've become a nation of con men, living by selling double glazing to each other."
• "Steam engines don't answer back. You can belt them with a hammer and they say nowt."
• "I set out as a steeplejack in my youth to preserve chimneys. I've finished by knocking most of them down."
• "Height gives you a wonderful feeling of grandeur. You're the king of the castle up here."
• "I have a wash more now than I used to y'know... I have a shower everynight."
• "I'm just a bum who climbs chimneys."
• "Anybody who destroys anything made of stone should be prosecuted. It is not all beautiful, but it took a man all day to make one stone."
• "Steeplejacking's a bit of a spasmodic job, so you can play with your steam engine instead. It's a bit like being very rich."
• "If you make one mistake, it's half a day out with the undertaker."
• "It's a funny thing this celebrity. If you don't wave back you're a miserable bugger, if you do wave back you're a big-headed bugger. I don't know."
• "The thing is nowadays, you'll have 20 men working, yet 60 men telling them 'You can't do that, you ain't got a tin hat on'".
• "Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire."
• "By 'eck it were grand."
• "Them fancy London types don't know the pleasure of eating chips with fingers"
• "That's Bolton's biggest chimney that... and I climbed it for a ten bob wager. Never did get the ten bob though."
• Fred also previously received two honorary doctorates ..... They were both given by the relevant engineering faculties, but Fred always told people that they were for "back street mechanicing".
• "I've never fell off a big chimney. You'd only fall off one of them once."