We are working to convince one million smalltown U.S. Christians that Lady Gaga recorded a song called "Here's To My Sweet Satan," and that it topped the Billboard Hot 100 -- that it was "the number one song in the country" -- for eight weeks in the fall of 2012.

Can we count on you for your support in this endeavor? We hope to engage as many people as possible in communicating this "fact" via social media, email, and face-to-face conversation. We are especially in need of participants who can put to use their intimate knowledge of their own families and communities to identify the likeliest intersections of gullibility and gossip through which to effectively spread rumors and misinformation.

Yours sincerely,