"OK, we ARE lost... but we're makin' good time!"    Yogi Berra.  

Other good ones, (Yogi-isms);  When asked if he wanted his pizza cut into four or eight slices Yogi replied "Four. I don't think I could eat eight!"

....and under 'rules to live by'; "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."