Kugler's blog ^pro

...if it hangs on a wall,...it's a painting. If you can walk around it,... it's sculpture. Everything else is subjective and, therefore open to interpretation. Class dismissed!

I, like so many others, started with nothing. I am amazed, however, that after all this time, . . . I still have so much left.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." Satchel Paige

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." W. C. Fields

Or you could employ the J. Paul Getty formula for success; "Rise early, work hard, strike oil."

"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. True ignorance is not a lack of knowledge but in knowing too much that isn't so." Josh Billings

"He who knows how will always work for he who knows why." David Lee Roth

"Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom. " Clifford Stoll

"Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything."
"It is a medium because anything well done is rare." Fred Allen

one .jpg is worth a thousand .txt's!

"To be or not to be. That's not really a question."    Jean-Luc Godard

 

"The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out."    Calvin Trillin 

 

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."

"Ya, I used to do drugs. I still do,... but I used to, too."    Mitch Hedberg

"Everything in life is somewhere else,... and you get there in a car."    E.B. White

George Carlin died of a heart ailment on Sunday 6/22/08 just one day after the following post of his quotes. Here is what he had to say on his heart problem;

"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you your whole life." 

"The very existance of flame-throwers proves that at some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm not close enough to get the job done."

Well...

"If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

but ultimately...

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"      George Carlin (1937-6/22/2008)

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."     Fran Lebowitz

"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal labotomy."   Fred Allen

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."   Stephen Colbert