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URINE TEST

(I sure would like to know who wrote this one!  They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)

<< Like a lot of folks in this country (USA), I have a job.  I work, they pay me.  I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.   In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.   What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who DON'T have to pass a urine test.  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet!   I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butts, doing drugs, while I work.   Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Something has to change in this country -- and soon! >>

The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"  So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.

They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just too darn cute. Who are you this time?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.

"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black," he replied.

Heads hung low, they leave.  Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door, there stand the two children, but this time they are BUCK NAKED!! "Oh my!”  And just who are you supposed to be now?" he asks. 

"Chocolate M&M's," said the little girl.  "I'm plain.  He's got nuts."