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Dedicated to my friend Pippina ... 

A little boy and girl go trick or treating.  They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute.  Who are you suppose to be?"

"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.

Seadragon ... 

Seadragon is an incubation project resulting from the acquisition of Seadragon Software in February. Its aim is nothing less than to change the way we use screens, from wall-sized displays to mobile devices, so that visual information can be smoothly browsed regardless of the amount of data involved or the bandwidth of the network. A clever upcoming software technology, which will probably have a many applications.

It can for example come up with an accurate multidimensional
representation of a cathedral using the collective visual memory as its
seed (photos & drawings from the web), as shown in this demo:

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/129

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 -
These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just a cross the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

On a demandé au Dalai Lama.

« Qu'est ce qui vous surprend le plus dans l'humanité ? »

Il a répondu :

« Les hommes ». Parce qu'ils perdent la santé pour accumuler de l'argent

Ensuite ils perdent de l'argent pour retrouver la santé.

Et à penser anxieusement au futur, ils oublient le présent de telle sorte qu'ils finissent par non vivre ni le présent ni le futur.

Ils vivent comme s'ils n'allaient jamais mourir... Et meurent comme s'ils n'avaient jamais vécu. »

Avant le mariage
Elle : Salut !
Lui : Ah, depuis le temps que j'attends ça !
Elle : Tu veux que je parte ?
Lui : NON. Je n'ose même pas y penser
Elle : Tu m'aimes ?
Lui : Bien sûr ! Enormément !
Elle : Tu m'as déjà trompée ?
Lui : NON ! Pourquoi demandes-tu ça ?
Elle : Tu veux m'embrasser ?
Lui : Chaque fois que j'en aurai l'occasion
Elle : Tu me battras un jour ?
Lui : Tu es folle ? Je ne suis pas comme ça !
Elle : Je peux te faire confiance ?
Lui : Oui
Elle : Chéri !


Après le mariage
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