A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
        Tourist: $5
        Broiled Missionary: $10.00
        Fried Explorer: $15.00
        Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 
"Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."