So let's talk marriages. Tell some of the loopiest ones you've heard of.

I was just talking with a guy in the office who is on his third marriage. The first one lasted 1.5 years, she was a bad girl... The last one is 16 years and counting. He seems to be such a kind man, hard to believe he's had such 'trouble'.

His son's first marriage was to a bad, bad girl. She ended up on the MOST WANTED list in Ohio for various felonies. His 2nd marriage was to his Dad's 1st bride's (bad girl) sister. They have lasted 6 years so far.

Wadda ya got?