Went to collect some cash
The guy took off in a flash
Left behind a wallet and pay
Had a beer what could he say

Came back in hanging head low
Shuffling along mighty slow
Sat next to me how much I got?
Since you ran I cleaned the pot

I have three hundred You thirty
The Boss says thanx you got dirty
Your tab is paid in full Drink
On me for I gave him a wnk

Now he's busted and disgusted
I left him alone to get dusted
Twenty by far will do the trick
Shots of Jack make him sick