Homes asked me why I go out so much. I don't go out very much really, except to dance. My favorite restaurant has been turned into a sports bar with a boom boom room. I'm gonna check it out tonight.

The gym's great. My machines don't let me down. They don't hold me up either. 80 minutes of cardio and 90 dips and pullups every other day. I can get low. It's time to bounce off a man for a spell.

Enjoy your weekend.

Hopefullly I'll have something to report from the floor tomorrow!

Sunday morning update: I went to bed and dreamt of men instead. It's easier.


Discover Nina Simone!

It's a holiday weekend. There'll be dancing tonight too if I change my mind...


Discover Discobitch!