It sounds so sweet and innocent.

I kissed a girl.

The fallout.

Direct hits lasted 12 years.

We were together seven.

Perhaps I really should have listened when a seasoned lesbian took me aside on my way to the ladies' room.

"Lesbianism isn't women being all nicey - nice to each other." she said.

I knew she wasn't telling me to be nice, herself- which caused me to hear in the wrong way.

I was in that ladies room again last night. It's undergone a transformation. So have I.