I kissed a girl
It sounds so sweet and innocent.
I kissed a girl.
Direct hits lasted 12 years.
We were together seven.
Perhaps I really should have listened when a seasoned lesbian took me aside on my way to the ladies' room.
"Lesbianism isn't women being all nicey - nice to each other." she said.
I knew she wasn't telling me to be nice, herself- which caused me to hear in the wrong way.
I was in that ladies room again last night. It's undergone a transformation. So have I.