1. Walk in as if you own the room.

2. Check music.

3. If good- dance right away.

4. If shitty- go to bar get drink

5. Hit dance floor again.

6. Bounce off wall.

7. If someone approaches to dance - go with what you feel.

8. Dance hard.

9. When he starts gettin' too close- walk away.

10.When he comes back for more-

11. Dance and tell him you have a boyfriend.

12. When he asks where said boyfriend is - tell him he's at home 'cause he trusts you.

13. When he presses, 'cause he doesn't believe -  you tell him your boyfriend is married.

14. Twist the knife- that'll kill him - cause he probably is too.

15. Work it.

16. When he insists on walkin' you out
 bring him to your
 conveniently parked car
 under the street light
 across from the club entrance -
 where EVERYONE can see.

17. Get in. Leave him outside.

18. When he asks for your number -
 tell him you never give it out
 but you'll take his.

19. When he gives you three - with instructions - smile and say goodnight.

20. Forget it and be glad for the workout.

21. Go home and think about your lover.


My Pimp Name Is...
Pimptastica Kisses