Meme or Masturbation
Current mood: bouncy
Category: flouncy and flossie too Dreams and the Supernatural

 

Meme or Masturbation

What’s the damn difference?

Not much.

When’s the last time you had sex?

My parents are dead. Next question.

Did you kiss a boy or a girl last?

A boy and then another one.

Was it good?

Excellent, in both cases.

Great. Ms. Soho it’s been rumoured you were once a lesbian

Rumour hell!!! Get it fucking straight- i was a lesbian. No more no less.

End of interview.

ex wife's theme song.