Leanin' on the wall

Takin a break

Then a dude

Who's been watching me dance

Heads over.

In a Kenyan accent-

"Mama I like the way you Shake your ass On the dance floor."

Say what?!?

He clearly

Doesn't understand

The rules of the ride .

"I mean - fumbling.

I like the way you move What God gave you.

Where's your husband?"

He's at home.

"Your husband's at home

And you're out?

Why? "

He trusts me.

"I don't believe you."

Show bling.

"Uh, I gotta go-

to the men's room. "

Next!

Originally published on the blog Pimp Mama™ 2005