If and when I go to the disco I wear a big, fake diamond ring.

Hot Stuff 

Leanin' on the wall
Takin a break.

Then-

Dude
That's been watching me
Dance
Finally heads over.

In a Kenyan accent:

Mama
I like the way you
Shake your ass
On the dance floor.

Say what?!?

He clearly
Doesn't understand
The rules of the ride.

I mean,
I like the way you move
What
God gave you.

Where's your husband?
He's at home.
Your husband's at home
And you're out?
Why?

He trusts me.
I don't believe you.
Show bling.


Uh,
I gotta go
To the men's room.

Next!

Old Greg

Tomorrow: Why girls should never give out their number. It's a lot more interesting if you don't, ladies. Have a great Tuesday- oxo Virtual lover