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Learn and apply this junk and your life will never be like it was yesterday!
How to--
- Detonate soup before it dribbles out of your underpants
- Prevent mucus-ooze from ruining your shoes
- Read Greek through translucent soup and see-through blouses
- Use gasoline and an ordinary match to melt butter in the mouths of the high-and-mighty
- Give your farts oomph, aroma and oompah!.
- Sexually abuse intimate kitchen appliances like a big-time clergyman
- Squeeze your hands and left foot into a tight training bra
- Yank neckties straight out of their semen stains
- Slash your weekly tattooing expenses
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