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  • Milking a Cow with Jimmy Saville

    - 5 years ago - 1 comment
    I escaped a blond childhood, curly-haired too, not once having been interfered with. Never joined the scouts, nor had much involvement with the drama teachers, didn’t go to a boarding school and must have made a singularly unattractive choirboy. I did however write to Jim’ll Fix it, but never got selected. Probably insufficiently attractive on the Polaroid. My sisters had closer calls. Each time Uncle Frank was to make one of his annual visits, my mother would convene beforehand a short meeti…