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"Better save that.  We'll need it for the autopsy."

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

"Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie"

"Oops!  Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

"There go the lights again..."

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of' 'em."

"Everybody stand back!  I lost my contact lens!"

"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off."

"What's this doing here?"

"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."

"That's cool!  Now can you make his leg twitch?!"

"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change..."

"OK, now take a picture from this angle.  This is truly a freak of nature!"

"This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"

"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"

"Don't worry.  I think it is sharp enough."

"What do you mean you want a divorce?"

 "Damn!  Page 47 of the manual is missing!"

Two little kids lined up for surgery are lying in stretchers outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid tries to reassure the other and says, "Oh! don't worry. It's very simple. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream."

The second kid, feeling a little better, then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"