Party Monkey woke..stretched and yawned rubbed his eyes with his furry paws..a half smile playing upon his face in honour of a half remembered dream..( it was something to do with finding a banana palm, that grew the fruits with a soft chocolate centre)..tiptoed over to the window, and slowly eased his head through the gap in the curtains....Then, with a high pitched yelp..turned tail and dived straight back under the covers.
All that was visible, was a bump of shivering duvet...
"Oh come on "PM"!..what's wrong?..what is it now?..it's not that bloke with the "eye patch" again is it?..I told you about him!,..you know he's not a Pirate!..its not that rather rotund young man with the strawberry blond follicles is it?...you know FULL well that he is NOT an Orangutan..true his knuckles do scrape the pavement a little..when he walks down the road..but, hey!..play the game, PM!..lets have a little social decorum and respect here!..eh?..soooo...whasssssupp wit yo simian ass,..my cheeky chimp chum?
With that..a little paw emerged from the bedclothes pointing in the direction of the window, there was nothing else for it, I had to take a look .I took a deep breath, bracing myself for the horror that lay beyond the drawn drop of the drape.( "drawn drop of the drape "eh?..woooohooooo!...get me!!!)....I closed my eyes..and with all the elegance and control of an incontinent Morris Dancer...threw back the curtains...I made a couple of wild slashing motions with my arms..( eyes still closed of course...any passing pedestrian, would surely mistake this for a rudimentary form of demented Tai Chi..so I was covered there)...I eased up on the wild flailing..and..slowly and painfully opened my eyes, my countenance adopting the furrowed topography of someone who is inflating a balloon...and the balloon is full..very full...one more breath..and well,..it could be OK..on the other hand it might explode..( you get the picture!)...my vision swam murkily into focus...upon ...nothing!...absolutely sod all!...apart from a miserable grey, rainy ,British summer day.
Then I understood!...PM had simply had enough of this..he had sat with me through our pictorial adventures on ipernity!...he loved to see all the places in the World and all the lovely people!...he would dance and spin!..sometimes even perform high quality mimes..when he would see something he liked!...Here, it always seemed to rain...PM could not go far, for he had no clothes...he was a poor Party Monkey..abandoned at birth by some "Full on, giving' it the Big One...arse 'n pockets,spin missile of a semi torpor, lock up your daughter, white powder snorter, shit reporter , slack smack whacked Silver back with a bad track........ record."..or something similar..along those lines...
I had found him in a flower bed..talking to a Song Thrush..it was raining...
I took him in dried him ,sat him in front of the fire in a tiny towel ( left by the previous occupiers of the flat, who just happened to be Ninja Midgets)..then baked fine and tasty Monkey Pies
He would come with me to the Pub and the locals took to him well and he would enjoy himself..even managing to secure a regular spot as a Monday Night DJ at the Station House but!..it was when we were switched to ipernity, that PM would go monkey nuts!
One day, we were on a friends page..when PM tugged my arm..and pointed to the wool and knitting needles that were shown in a picture..I did not understand, so I moved on..but PM became agitated..but still communication was sketchy, to say the least.
Simians are, of course highly intelligent mammals, and it was not long before he had mastered the rudimentary vowel sounds of my language..( good job too, or this particular piece could just run and run)..but it was still something of a surprise, when he climbed upon my shoulder ( as he is wont to do when the pics are up)..and whispered..."Pretty Lady Knit me Rainbow?"....and.."Please I go to Mr Tobacco?"...well!...I didn't know what to say!..I supposed, that all I could do was ask!
And there you have it!...the beginnings of the "Party Monkey World Tour"..Asa, has knitted a beautiful little jumper ( with "tail space" I might add! )..and dT, has agreed to take him to some famous sights in the States!
What WOULD be wonderful, is the possibility of seeing how far the little fellow can travel around the World..perhaps we can all shake" PM" by the paw....take a couple of pics of him in our home towns?..
its just a thought...it just COULD be..the best journey ever undertaken!...it's all our journeys..all our lives,
Big love to Asa and dT, for seeing the fun and potential in this!..( just keeping my fingers crossed that he makes it across the Pond!)
"...people say we Monkey around"
Go on Party Monkey!..Live the DREAM!
Cheers!
Ali!