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-- The last name never changes.
-- The garage is all of them. -- The plans are made pro marriage. -- Chocolate is just another snack. -- Do not have babies. -- They can wear a white t-shirt to a water park. In fact, can not take t-shirt. -- The mechanics speak with them so normal and not as if they were mentally delayed. -- Never have to go looking for another house because of the first bath is dirty. -- Even jobs, better pay. -- Dress the bride more expensive than the blaiser. -- The wrinkles and grey hair to give them style. -- The new shoes do not cause blisters or hitting the feet. -- They are always the same provision. -- The telephone conversations only last 30 seconds. -- For a vacation of 5 days need only a suitcase. -- They all open bottles without help. -- Acting without thinking is well seen. -- The underwear is much cheaper. -- Never have problems with the handles of soutien. -- Are unable to see that clothing is not happening. -- The same style of hair is in fashion for decades. -- Only if they have to worry about those of the face. -- Do not cry for being fat. -- Only need a pair of shoes. -- They can get the nails with an army knife. -- Do not hurt if they have moustache. -- Christmas shopping in 25 minutes, on 24. | |
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Karlo Frosto says:
Anne Kunz replies:
I'd like to know of some, after all I am a woman and curious!
Roomeri says:
-only if I'm in a very talkative mood...
Anne Kunz replies:
I am in doubt:
I must say my phone for you?
LoL!
Eve Not Adam™ pro says:
Anne Kunz replies:
Eve, do not understand!
Is it because I am a woman?
Eve Not Adam™ pro replies:
aside to Kugler: "lesbianism isn't women being all nicey - nice to one another you know." intro to lesbianism 101
Anne Kunz replies:
For the laugh is another Blog:
www.ipernity.com/blog/38348/61485
Laugh is the best part after the sex ...
The pleasure is mine! Is welcome!
Eve Not Adam™ pro replies:
laughing and crying are both good. ;-)
Kugler pro says:
Anne Kunz replies:
What enchants me in human nature are the differences.
However, it is good not exaggerating.
Karlo Frosto says:
Anne Kunz replies:
Be human problems: make the trash in days of rain or cold!
Change the tyre of the car!
OK?
Karlo Frosto says:
Anne Kunz replies:
Think that you can still learn!
Kaunos pro says:
Anne Kunz replies:
It does not correspond to my thinking and attitude completely. Only a moment to laugh and play!
snook592 says:
Anne Kunz replies:
I forgot this detail, was well reminding :-)
Farawé pro says:
Eve Not Adam™ pro replies:
Anne Kunz replies:
Your query I can not answer, but:
A baby was born when told that was another baby in the cradle beside:
- I am a boy and girl you are.
- As you know this?
He answered:
- you can look at what I use small blue shoes!
Maybe you should observe the color of their shoes ... LoL!
Farawé pro replies:
I go seeing immediatly.
So I'll finally, and definitly know.
Ha ha ha thanx...
Anne Kunz replies:
;-) LoL
Jochen says:
Anne Kunz replies:
The list is huge, but I was generous.
miss mira says:
Anne Kunz replies:
Thanks!
drade photography says:
This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark
This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man
This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, not one little thing without a woman or a girl
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
He's lost in loneliness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5yrR7pLsE&feature=related
:)
Anne Kunz replies:
Thank you for another opinion and a vision for the world's 'war of the sexes'.
Mike M says:
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair
in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on
the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass
wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh, and.....
woo woo!!!
(originally posted on my flickr page)
Farawé pro replies:
Fotrunatly, there is a small area, in this chamber, where the both women and men do the same affair. And during it, everybody agree everything.
Woo, woo ... sorry is my wife not here?
Anne Kunz replies:
mistake ...
only for men is always the same ...
Anne Kunz replies:
Woo Woo!!!
brian hainsworth says: