A gleaming motorcade passed by
I swear 'twas Taylor yelled out "HI"!

We'll trek to Tiff HQ instead
I saw Sandra Bullocks' head

Granola volunteers with hair
We think, that Brad: threw up right there

Now we jostle, Nikons held high
Nicole slipped by and hence we cry

Cumberbatch is really mean
Sneaked out the back by us unseen

Rent-a-cop stopped us at gate
Said "Fifty bucks the going rate"

Expectations cut in half
Got Hooters' waitress' autograph.

No celebs for me I fear
Have to wait for TIFF next year