Big Brother, Amazing Race
What DO I find on my TV?
Survivors work at saving face
Not sure if it's reality

Ol' Mantracker is surely rigged
The Bachelor is so sickly sweet
I'm not even a bit intrigued
When Idol's on, vacate your seat.

"Duck Dynasty" makes me feel sad
"Storage Wars" is a big con
The Real Housewives behave bad
They should put their clothes back on