Zeus made me have a web page to display my ‘courage’ and tell of how powerful he is. He told me to make it out as though there is no greater honour than working for him. A web page of lies. I even have to call myself “Aetos Kaukasios”
Every day after my visit to Mount Kaukasos I return to Mount Olympus to report back to Zeus and every day he proves to me that he is nothing like my web pages makes him out to be.