My ex sent me a frantic email this morning. No idea how, but he’s managed to accidentally credit my bank account with £8,000! Now, if I was the ‘mean’ sort, and not afraid of a little trouble, I could deduct what he still owes me, then transfer the remainder back to him. I confess, I briefly toyed with this option but it’s really not worth the trouble and bad feeling it will cause. It’s a shame that my account pays little or no interest as I could have earned a little money from his error. Oh well. I did have a little ‘fun’ with him by replying to his initial email with ‘OMG I’m rich! Lol’

Oh the things I could do with that much money… ;)