21 Century Man

i'm a very busy human

a 21 century man

with an overbooked schedule

if you're lucky i can squeeze you in

in 2010

my Bluetooth headset is constantly attached to the side of my head

no i'm not talking to you, i'm on the fucking phone, have some respect

i run rampant

and it's not in the bedroom

i got exactly 1.5 kids

planned

i'm in control of it all

call my secretary, she manages my life

i can meet you for a drink

in 2010

hang on, someone's calling the other line

i have to go

i'm a very important human

a 21 century man

with a blown-up ego

if you're lucky i'll look at you

and see myself

whip out the diamond ring

and the whole nine yards wedding

love is a business like everything else

no one said happily ever after

if you can't accept me as i am then my lawyer will call yours

you get the dream house and the kids

i have better things to do

i divide the waters like Moses

i'm in no way a slave

(2006)