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pragmatical household advices during summertime - part I

Saturday July 14, 2007 at 10:52PM

not every fruit is one you love to touch or even eat ! for example is biting on fur or swallowing hair something most people hate. but then what can you do when you want to eat a kiwi ? hot wax treatments are highly recommended. the wax shouldn't be too hot, as you would end up with kiwi jam ! then you shouldn't wax them for too long, as the vitamins would flee for sure. but then who cares about vitamins ?

you can also help yourself if you love the taste of peaches, but you can't stand the hairy outside ! just shave them and tataaa you end up having nectarines. you'll never have to buy nectarines again !

don't throw the hair you gained away. glue them on your frog and make it a guineapig ! the kids will love it...

please share your knowledge about clever contemporary householding with us !

26 Comments / add your comment?

Jesus Presley says:

I never knew anyone cared about kiwis.

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink / translate )

mo **^pro replies:

well i don't care to much about too hairy stuff ! : )

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

Iljuschin^pro says:

*brüll*

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

i say kiwi, you say what, i say peaches, you say what you want ?

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

Iljuschin^pro replies:

Once a lifetime, twice a day, If you don´t work you get no pay!
I been to the east, I been to the west,
But the fruits I like best are the ones undressed!

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

Well
hello Iljuschin
what's your bean?
I stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' green !
: p

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

Gäbii (öffline if not önline) says:

I care about kiwis! Kiwis rule!!! However, I'd highly suggest a different method of eating them, Mo! I second Iljuschin with *Brüll*!!! :-)))

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Gäbii (öffline if not önline) says:

P.S. The best place for ice-cubes during the summer is in the freezer, if you want to keep them in shape!

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

limone replies:

... und schmutziges geschirr vergammelt nicht, wenn man es ins gefrierfach tut. :-)

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink / translate )

mo **^pro says:

@ gabi: so how should i eat them then, gabi ? with their hairy fur around, eeek ! tell me !!!

do you suggest to leave ice cubes outside during wintertime ? and during the hot summer days just join the ice cubes in the freezer ? yes this makes sense : )))

@ olivia: brilliant idea ! but during summer time there won't be much space left as i'm already sitting in the freeze together with the ice cubes ! gosh, what then ?

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

limone replies:

with a spoon, mo, with a spoon. :-D
(and I third "brüll")

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

some questions: do kiwis taste yummi when eaten together with spoons ? how do spoons taste anyway ? would you recommend silver spoons, the ones made out of plastic or the ones made out of steel ? don't know about my teeth then...

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

limone replies:

spoons taste pretty neutral - I would recommend a sharp one, and silver for vampyre kiwis. you never know when they bite back. ;-)

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

limone replies:

get another freezer for the dishes. you can spare the dishwasher then. ;-)

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

could be a financial overload... and i totally forgot that i can't join the icecubes in the freezer as i can't stand these temperatures ! maybe if i let the kiwis join the icecubes then afterwards i could maybe peel the fur off of the kiwis ?

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

limone replies:

you can trade the dishwasher for a freezer. who needs a dishwasher anyway? :-D

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

i fency my dishwasher a lot ! it's doing a great job and it's purring so nicely while it's washing the dishes during the night ...
i can't let it go, nooo

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

Reinhard^pro says:

knife and spoon - durchschneiden und auslöffeln

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink / translate )

mo **^pro replies:

warum sollte ich löffel durchschneiden, reinhard ? ich bin doch pazifist und die haarige problematik bei verschiedenen obstsorten habe ist dadurch auch nicht behoben !! : )
da finde ich meine vorschläge doch sinnvoller...

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink / translate )

Gäbii (öffline if not önline) says:

Indeed, Reinhard, indeed. Or peel the furry fuzzy skin off! You can then make fuzzy furry animals out if it :-)))

And of course Mo, you may leave ice-cubes out in the winter. Especially when the temperatures are well below zero ;-)

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

right gabi ! you had the same idea like me : furry fuzzy animals are so much fun, much more than furry fruits ey ?

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

Jesus Presley says:

You can use this professional kiwi shaver:

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

limone replies:

they will probably get scared, mutate into a kiwi bird and fly away:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

;-)

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

mo **^pro replies:

oh ! i feel so pitty for those poor kiwis. do you think they would enjoy this treatment ? and do you think grilled kiwis are tasty ?

Posted 2 years ago. ( permalink )

malona^pro says:

sorry I'm ways too late... there is a kiwi-breed with less to zero fur... from New-Zeeland...
...und was gibts da zum brüllen??? ich lächle lieber.... dezent

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mo **^pro replies:

nu trebuie sa-ti ceri scuze... i'm a little late too. do you mean flying kiwis or the little green ones that are eatable ? maybe there's something in between ?
this world is complicated. let's smile at it )

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