Sorry - had to ;)

A redneck farm hand radios back to his boss, the farm manager:

'Boss, I gotta big problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup.

The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my
pickup and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out'.

The manager says, 'OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out
and shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him'.

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. 'I did as you said, Boss.

Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on.'

'Now what's the problem?' raged the manager...

'Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under The right front wheel.

You still there Boss?'